What are your favorite side-hustle ideas?
I’m designing a machine that functions as a BS detector and particle transporter. You point it at any random politician or other authority figure and if they’re fibbing* it sends them in orbit round Venus. I call it the “Big Ultrasonic Long eLectronic Sound & Hurl It Towards” (you got the capital letters right?) machine. Hoping to copyright the design shortly.
Another one on my list is the RA pistol. Where RA stands for Rude Awakening. It’s for all those ignorant people who never bother to investigate the worth of a statement. You pull the trigger and they get it in glorious technicolour, 3d and surround sound! Can’t wait to use that one.
Another side hustle would be turning dog poop into gold. I’d be a millionaire in less than a week. Shame you’ve got to be ace at alchemy, but hey.
Finally, and I crave your indulgence with this one, the machine that would make life easier for so many people: solar powered jet pack for short journeys. Like less than 20km. By the time you’ve done the shopping it’s charged up for the ride home. Genius!
I’ll get back to you when they’re ready. Just don’t hold your breath.
Happy Thursday!
*”fibbing” = English colloquial for lying. But it’s used to soften the critque! I know!
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