What super power do you wish you had and why?
Only me! I wish. The flying bit I’d love, it’s just the heights that gives me dodgy results in the underwear department.
I’d have to invent some kind of visor that completely hides the view beneath as you travel. That way, I could fly and not be bothered about the heights thing.
Genius if you think about it. Love the idea that you put your helmet on, complete with heads up display (see what I did there!) take off into the blue yonder with your GPS map showing directions, then in a matter of hours your landing in California for a weekend in the Sequioa park!
And you didn’t throw up in your helmet because you didn’t see how far you’d fall to complete destruction! Thus enabling you to have a light lunch as soon as you landed.
You also wouldn’t need a parachute. Heavy, expensive. There’s all that folding and checking for signs of wear and tear after every use.
You’d possibly need some kind of heated suit. I mean superman flies around in his undies but I’m not a man of steel if you catch my drift. That cape is just to show off don’t you think?
I’ve just had a brainwave! How about a suit that you can insert tea bags in strategic locations, the suit is double layered with a membrane filled with water. Then, at certain times, you tap a contact, the water flows through the tea bag, the resulting brew is piped to your mouth – et voila! A cuppa on your journey! Brilliant!
Glad you asked, it heats up because of the solar cells integrated into the suit! Come on, keep up!
All I need to work out now is, how can I make a cheese and tomato sandwich for the mid-Atlantic lunch break? Bugger. Back to the drawing board.
Anybody out there that does a bit of sewing? We’ll go halves on the cost, make 2 suits and helmets and you can come too!
What do you say? Go on, it’ll be fantastic! Just don’t look down!
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